Dr. Unicorn Lord
the-unpopular-opinions:

Otherkin is so incredibly stupid. You are not an animal. You are human. Shut up. 

and the best part is they’re all completely unoriginal shit. 
Why is no one a salamander or a spider or some shit. Why is it always: a dog/shark/wolf/reptile with or without wings in bright neon colors. 

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, IT’S MEEEEE…. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT THIS RANDOM WAR SCAR MAKES ME UNIQUE

the-unpopular-opinions:

Otherkin is so incredibly stupid. You are not an animal. You are human. Shut up. 

and the best part is they’re all completely unoriginal shit. 

Why is no one a salamander or a spider or some shit. Why is it always: a dog/shark/wolf/reptile with or without wings in bright neon colors. 

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, IT’S MEEEEE…. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT THIS RANDOM WAR SCAR MAKES ME UNIQUE

Bones confirmed for wanting to be a lolita girl.

Bones confirmed for wanting to be a lolita girl.

the-unpopular-opinions:

Veganism has fuck all to do with ‘compassion’ or animal consideration, or anything like that. Veganism, and adherence to it’s label, is entirely identity driven. It’s just a group to join, it’s just something for people to put in their about me bios. There is no such thing as an authentic vegan.
You think I’m lying? Ok, get this.
Attn: Anyone who bitches how evil people are for using animal products, and how ‘pro-cruelty’ everyone but you and your ‘good vegankind’ are, I want you to ask yourself if you have an an iPod, mobile phone, or a computer? Chances are you have, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this.
These products contain something known as stearic acid.Do you know where stearic acid comes from?
Guess what? It’s animal fat.By harassing people online for using animal products, you are using an animal product, in order to tell others off for the animal products they use.
(chances are, ‘objective’ vegan sources and Earthlings films, distributed electronically by animal produced devices naturally, probably conveniently failed to tell you this)And presumably this irony is completely lost on you.
I cannot stress this enough, if you really have such a problem with animal products and are ‘saddened and disgusted by the use of animal products’ as you claim, because you are such a righteous principled person, you will learn to follow your own advice, and log off right now. You will cease all usage of any iPod, phone or computer you possess, because to continue use of these is feeding right back into the practice and system you claim to despise.
Of course, we both know you’ll never do this. Because, how else will you be able to access your vegan themed personal blog and tumblr, and tell people how good of a vegan you want to be by reblogging anti-animal product quotes while using an animal product?
Inb4 “but it’s ok if the animal products are ones that I personally use’

there are 45 industries currently they rely entirely on Pigs. 
Pigs is in your tooth brush
pig is used for nuclear testing
pig for medical surgery
Pigs are literally the only animal that is worth more dead then alive. 

the-unpopular-opinions:

Veganism has fuck all to do with ‘compassion’ or animal consideration, or anything like that. Veganism, and adherence to it’s label, is entirely identity driven. It’s just a group to join, it’s just something for people to put in their about me bios. There is no such thing as an authentic vegan.

You think I’m lying? Ok, get this.

Attn: Anyone who bitches how evil people are for using animal products, and how ‘pro-cruelty’ everyone but you and your ‘good vegankind’ are, I want you to ask yourself if you have an an iPod, mobile phone, or a computer? Chances are you have, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this.

These products contain something known as stearic acid.

Do you know where stearic acid comes from?

Guess what? It’s animal fat.

By harassing people online for using animal products, you are using an animal product, in order to tell others off for the animal products they use.

(chances are, ‘objective’ vegan sources and Earthlings films, distributed electronically by animal produced devices naturally, probably conveniently failed to tell you this)

And presumably this irony is completely lost on you.

I cannot stress this enough, if you really have such a problem with animal products and are ‘saddened and disgusted by the use of animal products’ as you claim, because you are such a righteous principled person, you will learn to follow your own advice, and log off right now. You will cease all usage of any iPod, phone or computer you possess, because to continue use of these is feeding right back into the practice and system you claim to despise.

Of course, we both know you’ll never do this. Because, how else will you be able to access your vegan themed personal blog and tumblr, and tell people how good of a vegan you want to be by reblogging anti-animal product quotes while using an animal product?

Inb4 “but it’s ok if the animal products are ones that I personally use’

there are 45 industries currently they rely entirely on Pigs. 

Pigs is in your tooth brush

pig is used for nuclear testing

pig for medical surgery

Pigs are literally the only animal that is worth more dead then alive. 

Imagine if your favorite character

was suddenly voiced by Brian Blessed.

laserpon3:

baq5:

I’m sorry but Borderlands is not a good game.

I got the game and it was alright but the replay value is very low for me.

the dry humor just started to get annoying. 

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

but he wasn’t born in a barn.

everyone-knows-its-shirou:

gentlemanbones:

nyanswipe:

Oh god

GO, MY STEED

TO BATTLE!

REALLY bones?

You have a clear Mario Sunshine reference to make and you FUCK IT UP? I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

BOO THIS MAN.

shitshilarious:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

Grinding for a gym battle would be an nightmare…but I bet you nobody would skip leg day

Bones, imagine this on Pokemon X and Y

shitshilarious:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

Grinding for a gym battle would be an nightmare…but I bet you nobody would skip leg day

Bones, imagine this on Pokemon X and Y

thisiswhiteculture:

white people

Not even, Cotton knew right away he was from Laos. 

mermaidchan05:

I loved this moment. You can take the mermaid out of the sea but you can’t take the sea out of the mermaid.

Now that’s what I call a Heavy flow.